at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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