So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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