it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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