I don't think brook has ever known best
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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