Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
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his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
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You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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