How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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