jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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