you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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