Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
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This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
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It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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