I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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