speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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