Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
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I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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