I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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