I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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