It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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