He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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