White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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