hell yes lets make some ravioli
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Randomize
