I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
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We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
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Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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