If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
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TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
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Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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