have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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