I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
tell me about the fingering
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