IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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