He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
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