Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
