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(440): View more from Ohio

I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora

(1-440): View more from Ohio

Please tell me how you discovered this.

(440): View more from Ohio

I was looking in the mirror snooping around

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(630): View more from Illinois

you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.

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(602): View more from Arizona

I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.

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(530): View more from California

Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering

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(270): View more from Kentucky

She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary

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