at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
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I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
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Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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