Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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