wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
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We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
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I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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