No, you can still breathe under the balls.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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