I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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