god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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