Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
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By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
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It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
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