She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
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the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
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We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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