3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Still dying that you shit outside
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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