Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
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I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
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Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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