how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
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I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
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Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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