morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I want to fling myself into the sun
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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