he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
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FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
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How does one acquire holy water?
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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