i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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