a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I party with great urgency now.
Randomize
