She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
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Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
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Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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