Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
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You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
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But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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