We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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