New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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