I am in a vortex of obligation.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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