big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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