just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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