Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
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when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
It was like giving head to a cactus.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
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Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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