if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
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I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
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My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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