on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
Randomize
