How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
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we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
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Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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