no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
How external is "for external use only"?
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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