I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
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He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
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Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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